1. Dang! She left the toilet paper rolled up on the roll again! Better get busy...
2. Enough napping! I think I'll go to sleep!
3. I deserve better.
4. There's tuna fish in those cupboards, I just know it!
5. Where's the remote?
6. Time to go cat-hair the couch!
7. Let's see...if I vomit here on the steps, she should hit it as soon as she comes in the door.
8. Oh, boy! Houseplant smorgasbord.
9. To her it's a basket of clean, folded laundry; to me it's a bed.
10. And the number one thing your cat thinks while you're at work:
